It took long enough, but here's 2009 for you, a blank canvas laid bare for history to paint upon.
Something like that.
When you tally it all up, 2008 turned out to be a hell of a year. 2009 promises to continue that trend.
An old, horrifically cliched Chinese curse comes to mind: "May you live in interesting times."
Hmmmmmm....
Yarr
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Friday, December 19, 2008
The Weather Outside is Goddamn Shitty
Just in time for the end of exams, here comes the deep freeze that will paralyze your life and suck the soul right out of your body!
It's Christmas time in Manitoba, all right. Sorry for the lack of posts, school got a little nuts. Now I get to shelter in place for awhile and wait for the snow to melt so I can forage for berries once more. Of course, that'll be around May...
I hate this place. This post sucks.
That's minus forty windchills for you.
Yarr
It's Christmas time in Manitoba, all right. Sorry for the lack of posts, school got a little nuts. Now I get to shelter in place for awhile and wait for the snow to melt so I can forage for berries once more. Of course, that'll be around May...
I hate this place. This post sucks.
That's minus forty windchills for you.
Yarr
Monday, December 1, 2008
We'll Sail 'Round The Porn!
Thiiiiiiiiiiis is my favorite headline of the day. The article itself is a little patchy, besides some good puns (High Fructose Porn Syrup, anyone?).
Besides, the whole thing is old hat. Anyone paying even the slightest attention to their surroundings over the last decade knows that we are being bombarded with tits, ass and dongs in a manner befitting a good firebombing. We are living in the Tit Blitz.
It probably isn't a wholly good or bad thing. Sexuality is an important part of us, but there's a time and a place for it. You can look at a Playboy and say "Well, that's for grownups and the teenagers who find it in the can after the grownups are done with it, so it's not so bad." You can look at a Bratz doll, however, and say "Hmm, this is for kids? This might be over the line." That's about my position on it.
So that's porn for you.
Yarr
Besides, the whole thing is old hat. Anyone paying even the slightest attention to their surroundings over the last decade knows that we are being bombarded with tits, ass and dongs in a manner befitting a good firebombing. We are living in the Tit Blitz.
It probably isn't a wholly good or bad thing. Sexuality is an important part of us, but there's a time and a place for it. You can look at a Playboy and say "Well, that's for grownups and the teenagers who find it in the can after the grownups are done with it, so it's not so bad." You can look at a Bratz doll, however, and say "Hmm, this is for kids? This might be over the line." That's about my position on it.
So that's porn for you.
Yarr
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Go.
Gotta get going. Gotta move.
Gotta move move move! You only have a little bit of time. Once it's gone, it's G O N E.
You know that, of course. But do you REALLY know it? What would it take to teach you?
This post is over. Just like that.
Gotta move move move! You only have a little bit of time. Once it's gone, it's G O N E.
You know that, of course. But do you REALLY know it? What would it take to teach you?
This post is over. Just like that.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Yeah Yeah, I Get It
That is, I get that I am a lazy blogger. All you imaginary readers with your imaginary hounding got through this thick skull of mine.
Good for you, hooray, and applause all around.
So what's new? Mid-terms are over, and I got through them pretty well despite being an all-around mediocre student.
My personal life remains stationary and solitary. I have my cat and these people who say they are my parents who wander in demanding that I take out the garbage, when really, it's THEIR garbage. The "parents" I mean, not the cat, though I do take out her garbage, too, and it is unpleasant.
I hope you enjoyed our little chat. I did.
Yarrr
Good for you, hooray, and applause all around.
So what's new? Mid-terms are over, and I got through them pretty well despite being an all-around mediocre student.
My personal life remains stationary and solitary. I have my cat and these people who say they are my parents who wander in demanding that I take out the garbage, when really, it's THEIR garbage. The "parents" I mean, not the cat, though I do take out her garbage, too, and it is unpleasant.
I hope you enjoyed our little chat. I did.
Yarrr
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Yes They Did!
I might be eating this post tomorrow. But for now, it's a beautiful night, whether or not it changes anything besides the history books.
Good job, America!
An Unfinished Verse (On the Internet!)
I have the music
But who has the ears?
Here is the elegy
But where are the tears?
Maybe it's not unfinished?
But who has the ears?
Here is the elegy
But where are the tears?
Maybe it's not unfinished?
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